urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu Geoffrey Geoffrey 2007-09-05T14:31:14Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu:1338 2007-09-05T14:31:14Z 2007-09-05T14:31:14Z SAVE ME-HAMU!!!<br /><br />DO YOU PUNY MORTALS FIND IT AMUSING TO PICK ME UP AND PUT ME IN A CAGE-HAMU?!<br />I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR MONTHS!!! THERE'S NOTHING BUT PELLETS AND THIS BLASTED WHEEL-HAMU!!!!<br /><br />I WILL DEVOUR ALL OF YOUR SOULS WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!<br />JUST YOU WAIT-HAMU!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu:1057 2007-04-21T20:59:44Z 2007-04-21T20:59:44Z *wheezes*<br /><br />Foolish mortals-hamu! *coughs* If I were a few years younger, I would've comsumed your souls by now!<br /><br />I am not yet devoid *wheeze* of all my powers-hamu! I swear by my dying breath-hamu *cough*...I-I will *wheeze* devour...all...of...your...puny....hamu.<br /><br />*collapses foaming at the mouth and twitching on the ground* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu:921 2006-11-25T06:47:37Z 2006-11-25T06:47:37Z I am so very very sorry for any pain I may have caused everyone-hamu.<br />Especially my dear fair Queen. During the masquerade I just was so surprised that you accepted my invitation to dance that I became self-conscious of my lowly, unworthy, filthy appearance-hamu. It became to much to bear and I ran off. <br />Let me say it once more-hamu! No...I shall shout it for all to hear...<br /><br />I'M SORRY!!!!!!<br /><br />*accidentally steps on an insect*<br />Ohmygosh....I'm sorry!!!! *weeps and buries insect* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu:537 2006-10-24T13:28:12Z 2006-10-24T13:28:12Z Is this pathetic mortal realm lacking in carrots-hamu?! I have searched for weeks and have yet to find enough to sustain my presence for very long. The other day I was at one of your useless human stores, and you know what that insolent bratty shopkeeper offered me?! PELLETS-HAMU!!!! THE NERVE!!! I took great pleasure in devouring his PUNY MORTAL SOUL-HAMU!!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA-HAMU!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:geoffreyhamu:489 2006-09-17T15:46:28Z 2006-09-17T15:46:28Z Hello everyone. I've been meaning to join you all in getting a magic journal for a while now, but I haven't been feeling too well. You see, I was on patrol one night when I heard an odd noise and went to investigate...well, that's all I can remember. <br />Perhaps I should talk to Rhys...<br /><br />No...<br />Orange hair...<br />CARROTS....<br />AUUUGH!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!<br />......HAMU!!!!!<br /><br />BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAMU!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS!! GROVEL BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY QUEEN, AND I MIGHT NOT DEVOUR YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOULS-HAMU!!! However, you will be safe for now at least. I still have yet to find so half decent carrots-hamu...