SAVE ME-HAMU!!!

DO YOU PUNY MORTALS FIND IT AMUSING TO PICK ME UP AND PUT ME IN A CAGE-HAMU?!
I'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR MONTHS!!! THERE'S NOTHING BUT PELLETS AND THIS BLASTED WHEEL-HAMU!!!!

I WILL DEVOUR ALL OF YOUR SOULS WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!
JUST YOU WAIT-HAMU!!!!

*wheezes*

Foolish mortals-hamu! *coughs* If I were a few years younger, I would've comsumed your souls by now!

I am not yet devoid *wheeze* of all my powers-hamu! I swear by my dying breath-hamu *cough*...I-I will *wheeze* devour...all...of...your...puny....hamu.

*collapses foaming at the mouth and twitching on the ground*

I am so very very sorry for any pain I may have caused everyone-hamu.
Especially my dear fair Queen. During the masquerade I just was so surprised that you accepted my invitation to dance that I became self-conscious of my lowly, unworthy, filthy appearance-hamu. It became to much to bear and I ran off.
Let me say it once more-hamu! No...I shall shout it for all to hear...

I'M SORRY!!!!!!

*accidentally steps on an insect*
Ohmygosh....I'm sorry!!!! *weeps and buries insect*

Is this pathetic mortal realm lacking in carrots-hamu?! I have searched for weeks and have yet to find enough to sustain my presence for very long. The other day I was at one of your useless human stores, and you know what that insolent bratty shopkeeper offered me?! PELLETS-HAMU!!!! THE NERVE!!! I took great pleasure in devouring his PUNY MORTAL SOUL-HAMU!!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA-HAMU!!!

Hello everyone. I've been meaning to join you all in getting a magic journal for a while now, but I haven't been feeling too well. You see, I was on patrol one night when I heard an odd noise and went to investigate...well, that's all I can remember.
Perhaps I should talk to Rhys...

No...
Orange hair...
CARROTS....
AUUUGH!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
......HAMU!!!!!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAMU!!!! FOOLISH MORTALS!! GROVEL BEFORE MY ALMIGHTY QUEEN, AND I MIGHT NOT DEVOUR YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOULS-HAMU!!! However, you will be safe for now at least. I still have yet to find so half decent carrots-hamu...